Boys Boys Boys. . .

~Sept, 2012
We had some visitors over and of course A and E were bouncing off the walls. Head butting their legs, jumping on their back and freaking out. So I chucked them both in the kitchen and told them, "You are out of control." Angrily A turns to me, hands on his hips and snaps, "No Mom! YOU are out of control!"

~Aug. 2012
A comes up to me and tells me very officially, "Mom, I'm smarter than you. I'm not smarter than Dad, but I am smarter than you."

~July 4th, 2012
A and E were wrestling today and it was A's day. He was doing really good keeping his little brother subdued, although E put up a pretty good fight. Once they were finished, Daddy and I told E he did a really good job! He looked over at Daddy M angrily from the floor and said, "No, I din not!!" he flailed his arms on the ground and continued, "He's still alive!"

~June 2012
E and A were playing T-ball today with A's new gear. I of course laid down the rules. No hitting anyone with the bat. No swinging at the ball until every body and body part is clear. Simple enough. Not 5 minutes into it, I hear a blood curdling scream from A. E runs inside, eyes big, and says, "I din'n know what I was doing!" Big brother had a pretty good goose egg on his head.

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Saturday, June 5, 2010

Sorry Officer. . .

I haven't done a lot of crazy things in my life. I'm a pretty mellow person. The idea of getting pulled over makes my heart race. I do not put myself in situations where I would potentially get in trouble. I might be a big talker, but that's about as far as I get. My bark is much more than my bite. Tonight, Daddy M put me in a situation that I would not have put myself in... EVER!

Aunt M, Aunt Cor..., Daddy M and I were up tonight playing Rock Band 2. Innocent enough right??? Yeah. That's what I thought. M and I were playing one of the songs and there's a part where apparently M felt the lyrics shouldn't be sung, but screamed. So there I am, focusing on my part on the guitar, feeling pretty good about myself because I was on a hot streak and all of the sudden I hear this screaming from behind me:


If I had had to pee, our couch would have been destroyed! He didn't just stop at saying it twice. He kept screaming it over and over, EVEN though I was yelling at him to stop because our children were upstairs sleeping. 

So we've got M screaming: SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!!! Me yelling: Be quiet, you're going to wake the kids up!! SERIOUSLY be quiet!! I'm not joking!!" And then Aunt M and Aunt Cor... just laughing. 

It's no wonder someone called the cops. It certainly didn't help that our front living room window was wide open. I would have called the cops too if I'd heard someone screaming that at midnight.

Lucky for M our kids still slept through the noise and lucky for us the officer was very nice and pretty too actually. I can't imagine they would send her any place scary; no one would take her seriously, she was too pretty. Although I would not want to test her and see if she really could compete with the guys because I'm sure she could. They don't just let anyone be a police officer. And they especially wouldn't let any officer just patrol our neighborhood, there's at least 14 sex offenders within a 3-5 block radius of our house. 

I still can't believe someone called the cops on us. M will never live this one down!!!!

1 comment:

Sheri said...

Pardon me... but... I am still laughin about this one!! That is way funny...